Someone put me out of my misery. It’s 4:59 am. I’ve been up all night. Finally went to bed about 12:30, woke up at 1 with hellish cramps and an insane need to use the bathroom. Gross as that may be, I was happy since (I’ve heard) it’s often a sign labor is on it’s way…clearing the runway and all that jazz. So I take a quick shower and go back to bed. Only to wake again with THE.MOST.HELLACIOUS.TOOTHACHE.EVER. I swear I just wanna cry. Labor would be better than this. I can’t sleep and can barely stand the pain. Just shoot me now please. Are there even any freakin dentists open on the weekend? It’s so bad I’m considering a trip to the ER.